The Kiwi Khaleesi Tour

April 29, 2019

By NZB3

What’s this scene from Christchurch? Sister Act 2: Back in the Hijab?

Nope! It’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern back to wearing the hijab a second time for a celebrity visit from New Zealand’s future King, Prince William. The Mayor of Christchurch, Lianne Dalziel (Labour 5.0) similarly wrapped. What does it mean?

Think of it as a celebrity on tour. Tours have themes.

Labour 6.0: The Kiwi Khaleesi Tour

For an appearance fee this hot political celebrity can appear with your figurehead and help make your rule look good! And don’t forget our merch table- we sell slushy machines.¹

“Prime Minister greeted the Duke of Cambridge in Auckland with a hongi — which was snapped by Mark Tantrum, who works for the New Zealand Government.”- Herald

Makes it sound like Mr Tantrum works at the post office or something and on his way to work just pulled out his Iphone to quickly take this viral video, doesn’t it?

Why don’t you just call him the Prime Minister’s Official Photographer (or whatever he really is) like the good old days? This is political publicity! Don’t try to hide it.

“The photo has since gone viral with international news websites such “Business Insider”, the “Guardian”, CNN and the “Daily Mail” featuring the “emotional” image on their pages.”- ibid

Isn’t that because these media outlets were paid to or appealed to by this particular publicity team-up to do so? To manufacture and share around some good Prince William vibes with some good Kiwi Khaleesi vibes so they both look good to their respective fan bases?

Kiwis should have every reason to be suspicious at the news that Ardern and Macron are collaborating closely, because it suggests that New Zealand will rapidly follow France into a state of collapse.
– Why Jacinda Ardern Is Collaborating So Closely With Emmanuel Macron; VJM

Well, Ardern is not collaborating on policy or anything like that. I assure you. She’s not speaking at length to brief the French on crowd control or terrorism or some crap like that. The French Government don’t give a flying frog for what she thinks about their situation or for any of her advice…none of this is happening at all.

Simply, the Ardern stock his high at the moment and her publicist is capitalising. A giant silo portrait over in Australia. Bit of hanging with Prince William over here….who will bid on a photo opportunity with the Kiwi Khaleesi? Yes she accepts francs and all major credit cards! Good for you, good for her.

Nothing more than that.

The leaders of the world’s most powerful nations are likely to have been invited to the “Christchurch Call” meeting in Paris next month for the Christchurch Call summit, co-chaired by Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.- Core group of world leaders to attend Jacinda Ardern-led Paris summit; NZ Herald

Tickets are on sale now. Does your powerful world leader need some Jacinda magic, a bit of ‘I care about hate speech on social media’ cred? Can they afford not to be seen there? Is Hillary Clinton coming? President Emmanuel Macron sure will be- he needs to be with the state his country is in! Can it save Justin Trudeau if he makes a really amazing speech and hold hands with the Kiwi Khaleesi?

This thing is being set up as Jacinda Ardern’s version of David Lange’s Oxford Union Debate. As Prime Minister (Labour 4.0) he triumphed on the international stage as a Kiwi which won him huge and lasting prestige back home. Ardern is set to top it and make lots of money in the process and help all her globalist comrades in the process. Buckle up!

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image ref. Lange at Oxford in 1985; Te Ara

image ref. Melbourne silo mural on the way; Go Fund Me / Tamara Veltre; New Shub

image ref. Ardern with Macron; VJM

1.Slushy machines as a low-rent Labour 5.0 money maker, see more in this post

image ref. The Sun

image ref. Prince William and Jacinda Ardern’s ’emotional photo’ goes viral; NZ Herald