Victimhood Inflation

January 9, 2020

By NZB3

Victimhood Cultists are running out of things to eat.

At first they solve actual problems as nature intended. They open doors for little old ladies,
they help the blind to see. But what does an SJW do after they’ve build wheelchair ramps to everything? Rest? Retire? Quit? Be satisfied? Stop being Victimhood Culture? Hell no!

Victims of their own success, they start going over the top looking for wrongs to right and causes to champion. Power and fame require the inflation of social problems until, next thing you know, they’re seeking aggressions in the microscopic realm quite literally; Micro-aggressions. It’s a runaway inflation situation.

“It ate gendered language, declairing that girls can do anything by casting spells such as turning firemen and chairmen into firefighters and chairpersons. It ate up all the adventure playgrounds, turning them into basic land features. It turned basic land features like steps and bumps into elevators and ramps so persons-previously-known-as-handicapped could transit to the Special Olympics which the PC brigade had made for them by chewing through another old norm- athletic excellence.”- The Victimhood Culture Ends

Poor dears are starving for Social Justice causes. Long since started eating their own. They’re like a starving person who has eaten everything in the house and in now looking for crumbs down the back of the couch to lick up. As the Victimhood era draws to a close, the threshold of ridiculousness is ever tested.