Wonder Woman 1984

January 6, 2021

By NZB3

The superheroes from DC,
It’s been a while since they impressed me.
Once a Justice League of awe Unlimited,
Now stale plots. Stinky. Fermented.

The latest film that’s very poor,
Is Wonder Woman ’84.
So hidden only Batman could see,
Yet in this film she’s mentioned on TV!

Continuity went out the door,
That was bad enough but there’s much more!
Film1 forbid Amazon training with the rest,
Yet now she’s training with the best!?

It’s lazy plotting by a writer,
To make Dianna a retroactive fighter.
Wishing back her beloved bloke,
Another discontinuity joke!

Steve possesses, like some ghost,
Another guy, who’s almost toast!
Diana takes him on her deadly mission,
Without ever asking for permission.

Steve last seen drooling over a plane of his own day,
Can hop in an ’80s one and fly away?
Who left all that fuel in there?
Why can Diana make planes disappear?

Wishing for Steve took away all her might,
Except lassoing rockets in mid-flight.
Then she gets magic armour of gold,
(Only to ensure more toys are sold!)

And when Diana’s lost the fight,
She calls for everyone to make it right.
Wonder Women appealed to all Earth’s people,
To just cut it out and wrap her sequel.

So everyone on Earth just said, “OK,”
So Wonder Woman saved the day.
Nobody arrests the criminal jerk,
And Diana just returns to work.

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