Nobody Ever Expectorates: The Spanish Inquisition
August 27, 2021
By NZB3
Saliva testing for viral content has been banned by order of the Executive Government. Ref. ‘Covid-19 Public Health Response (Point-of-care Tests) order 2021’
Why? All we need to do is expectorate.
To be tested, join a long queue that ends with a painful extraction stick up your nose where vomit buckets are on hand and some bottled water to wash yourself down with.
It’s the bloody Spanish Inquisition!
So we can’t have a saliva (or even urine) tests at point of expectoration. Spit into your toilet and somewhere down the pipeline Ashley Bloomfield’s army will rummage through the outflow for samples to test. Results to be announced from the Podium of Truth each afternoon.Whatever it is, we can’t find it in a drop of spit but it can easily be detected when mixed with tens of thousands of pressurised residential sewage.
If we let people self-test quickly and easily the next thing they’ll expect is to be allowed to have podiums of their own. And we can’t have that!
“Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition”- Monty Python
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