Lockdown Dementia
By NZB3
Dementia Auckland paid to tell us that “Dementia is like a lockdown that never ends.” They’re not wrong. “Dementia feels like lockdown every day,” says their sponsored Facebook advert. Lockdowns are a paced mental degenerative disease artificially imposed on healthy people. Thank you. I agree! Lockdowns, and dementia, don’t kill you outright but they slice […]
Read more..September 30, 2021
The 45 Year Old Junior Doctor
By NZB3
2021 is the year New Zealand got “The 57 Year Old Police Rookie,” a woman who benefited from the lowering of standards to allow less fit people to police us. “If you want it hard enough you just work hard, you really have to,” she said. Ref. The 57 Year Old Police Rookie Now we […]
Read more..September 29, 2021
Politicians and Nappies
By NZB3
This analogy correctly points out that trusting in politicians is like not being toilet trained yet. Changing politicians is a rookie reform. Real reform is doing away with government entirely and taking control of your own gut and limbic system. Anarkiwi is evolution. — Ref. also Why some Politicians are Starfish, AHNZ
Read more..September 27, 2021
Skoda Cop Cars
By NZB3
Now the Holden Commodore is history, the New Zealand Police have had to select a new car for their fleet. They’ve gone with Czechoslovakian Skodas and they don’t look very intimidating. Remember, the colours and lights and sounds a cop car makes are there to terrify your limbic system into compliance. Failing this, the police […]
Read more..September 13, 2021
“It had its DNA changed by Māui”
By NZB3
Ah, so this is what we mean by Maori Science? For which…we must crush dissent in academia! When your first sentence about Maori gene editing starts off with “Has everyone seen the movie Moana…” is there really anything else to say? 😀 Projecting the land of magic and myth onto modern genetics is Dunning-Kruger enough. […]
Read more..September 12, 2021
Countdown Kiri Takes Knives Away
By NZB3
Kiri Hannifin is responsible for the Woke Countdown we know today. And, by extension, why the supermarket’s brand is political. And, therefore, a target for terrorist attacks that is more present and available than any of our (security patrolled) WINZ offices or the parliament grounds or police. For those who are hurt and angry at […]
Read more..September 6, 2021
Rollickin Bloomfield?
By NZB3
Public Service Commission Guidelines are quite clear that a sitting Director General of Healthy is not permitted to appear in someone else’s commercials unless they are first elected to government and then he can go nuts. So I hope ‘Rollickin Gelato‘ is the new name for the Labour Party now Ardern has resigned. This is […]
Read more..September 6, 2021
Knife Violence Again At Big Brother’s Supermarket
By NZB3
Supermarket shoppers were excited by knives in early 2021 for a healthy reason. These were the final days of New World’s Premium Smeg Knife promotion. Collect them all! Does anyone have spare stickers? They’re so sharp! Get them while they last. Here’s a web page about how to make your knife last longer… Cut to September […]
Read more..September 5, 2021
“Doubling Down”
By NZB3
Since when did holding a view become “doubling down?” That’s a scare term for people who are resolute and don’t agree with you. A baby who refuses to eat silver beet the second time you offer it isn’t doubling down. He’s displaying a consistent preference. A horse that isn’t thirsty even though you hit him […]
Read more..September 4, 2021
