The Affordable Prime Minister?
April 15, 2023
By NZB3
Reporter: “Prime Minister Chris Hipkins, can I first ask you…”
PM: “I’ll just stop you there and ask you to stop dead-naming me. My new name for this General Election will be Our Most Respected and Beloved and Affordable Leader.”
Reporter: “I didn’t know you could..”
PM: “And Three Waters is now to be referred to as the Affordable Water Reforms.”
Reporter: “Uhh…”
PM: “I have spoken and that will be all.”
Hey, it worked for Mao Zedong!
So now to oppose 3Waters you oppose ‘Affordable Water Reforms’, you monster.
Check mate!
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