“It had its DNA changed by Māui”
By NZB3
Ah, so this is what we mean by Maori Science? For which…we must crush dissent in academia! When your first sentence about Maori gene editing starts off with “Has everyone seen the movie Moana…” is there really anything else to say? 😀 Projecting the land of magic and myth onto modern genetics is Dunning-Kruger enough. […]
Read more..September 12, 2021
Countdown Kiri Takes Knives Away
By NZB3
Kiri Hannifin is responsible for the Woke Countdown we know today. And, by extension, why the supermarket’s brand is political. And, therefore, a target for terrorist attacks that is more present and available than any of our (security patrolled) WINZ offices or the parliament grounds or police. For those who are hurt and angry at […]
Read more..September 6, 2021
Rollickin Bloomfield?
By NZB3
Public Service Commission Guidelines are quite clear that a sitting Director General of Healthy is not permitted to appear in someone else’s commercials unless they are first elected to government and then he can go nuts. So I hope ‘Rollickin Gelato‘ is the new name for the Labour Party now Ardern has resigned. This is […]
Read more..September 6, 2021
Knife Violence Again At Big Brother’s Supermarket
By NZB3
Supermarket shoppers were excited by knives in early 2021 for a healthy reason. These were the final days of New World’s Premium Smeg Knife promotion. Collect them all! Does anyone have spare stickers? They’re so sharp! Get them while they last. Here’s a web page about how to make your knife last longer… Cut to September […]
Read more..September 5, 2021
“Doubling Down”
By NZB3
Since when did holding a view become “doubling down?” That’s a scare term for people who are resolute and don’t agree with you. A baby who refuses to eat silver beet the second time you offer it isn’t doubling down. He’s displaying a consistent preference. A horse that isn’t thirsty even though you hit him […]
Read more..September 4, 2021
Vaccine Risk Premium
By NZB3
The mainstream now admit that both COVID and the vaccine kill people. They had to because somebody all too obviously died. So now it’s just a matter of numbers. Like driving on our roads. Or, proximity to rivers and beaches. If we allow it to happen then some of us are going to die. Make […]
Read more..August 31, 2021
The Tarkin Effect
By NZB3
I think it’s more of a quadratic relationship not a linear one. But it certainly has a positive gradient. That’s very bad news for Australian and NZ governments who thought, actually thought, the slope was negative. Sorry about that morons.
Read more..August 29, 2021
Nobody Ever Expectorates: The Spanish Inquisition
By NZB3
Saliva testing for viral content has been banned by order of the Executive Government. Ref. ‘Covid-19 Public Health Response (Point-of-care Tests) order 2021’ Why? All we need to do is expectorate. To be tested, join a long queue that ends with a painful extraction stick up your nose where vomit buckets are on hand and […]
Read more..August 27, 2021
COVID Satire
By NZB3
The virus is detected in wastewater and sewage as the Podium of Truth regularly reports. However, there is no urine test for the virus. The government will be going up your nose painfully. Buckets to be sick in and water to rinse out your mouth afterwards are on standby at the head of all government […]
Read more..August 27, 2021
Only Maoris Can Fish
By NZB3
No scruples of the apartheid agenda will stand in its way. Even during Level 4 when everyone is locked down there is an exception for people of a certain race… “Fishing and whitebaiting” “At Alert Level 4, recreational fishing and whitebaiting is not allowed, except for Māori customary fishing and food gathering.” – covid19.govt.nz What […]
Read more..August 26, 2021


